Dear Mr. Marshall,

Yes, the economy is in the you-know-what. Yes, the prevailing economic headwinds have been and continue to be nasty and MUST be endured. Yes, a multi-product platform is good and smart. Yes, small to medium sized businesses still need to get the word out to consumers who are ready to buy. Maybe more so now than ever before.

And yes, I started my short note to Mr. Klein over at Idearc with this same paragraph. Decided this was acceptable because when I’m searching for something using one of the IYP sites, much of the time I can’t tell what site I’m really on because the results, if I get results, all look the same. And I’m guessing you’re the guy I should be talking with based on my recent experience with Yellowbook.com. Please forgive me if this is misdirected.

Nobody likes complainers and whiners but I used Yellowbook.com today and geez Louise, I really can’t figure out why this is so tough.

I searched for an “estate planning attorney” in Longmont, CO and this is what came back:

No matches in Greeley Area, CO for “category: estate planning attorney”. Verify your information and perform another search.

HUH?

There is not ONE estate planning attorney in Longmont, CO? Well…I guess not. At least not in Yellowbook.com. And apparently there is not ONE estate planning attorney in Greeley Area, CO either. Not sure why it’s telling me that as I didn’t ask the Yellowbook Genie anything about Greeley Area, CO but whatever.

Okay, let’s try again. I notice as I’m typing estate planning attorney – it ’s suggesting estate planning attorneys -so let’s try that in Longmont, CO. Feels like forced search based probably on what’s available in the advertiser database but anyway, drum roll please…

No matches in Greeley Area, CO for “category: estate planning attorneys”. Verify your information and perform another search.

Neato, this is fun. It’s me against the search engine. I know what I need and want. Can’t figure out how to get it. Two tries, two strikes.

Let’s try estate planning attorneys in Denv…typing…er…typing…ooooh a BIG pulldown list: “denver area co”. Let’s try that. Surely there has to be a nice gaggle of estate planning attorneys in the Denver area. And hopefully – maybe, before I have another birthday in March of next year – I’ll be able to locate one that’s in or very close to Longmont, CO.

Well, whattya know. There’s ONE! ONE estate planning attorney in the Denver area. Ambler & Keenan on South Cherry St. In DENVER. I live here and have for 30 years so I know where that is (also confirmed by the nifty map) and I know it’s about 30-40 miles from my house. One way.

Not close. Not even close to fulfilling my needs. And just for grins…clicking on their link shows me nothing more than I saw on the first page. Maybe it’s a FREE listing so who cares. Certainly no one at Ambler & Keenan.

So based on my experience so far – Ambler & Keenan is pretty lucky because they are the ONLY firm that came up in my search result. But the entire experience gives me just a bit of agita and a confidence factor of zip, zero, nada that Ambler & Keenan can help me with my estate planning needs. Not sure how much they’re paying for this little listing, if anything at all but…WOW!

I could go on with this exercise narrating each step of the way but I’m way past done. And, frankly, I don’t have the energy or the time to continue trying to outsmart the genie behind the Yellowbook curtain. And this search was pretty simple. I can only imagine what’ll happen if the search gets more and more complicated.

I do think I’m done with Yellowbook.com as well. I’ve been searching and finding stuff online since the Web was knee-high to an Internet grasshopper. Not saying that for applause or kudos or anything of the sort. But, and it’s a BIG BUT, there are hundreds and hundreds of thousands if not millions of people just like me. They’re busy, busy, busy and they don’t have time to fiddle with a search engine to find what they need. Quickly and efficiently. And, when they do find what they want — they need good, solid, hopefully reliable information to make a buying decision.

For the record, I have used Yellowbook.com on several occasions and have never once come away with what I wanted or what I needed. [I have ideas as to why that is but we'll save those for another post]

For the millions of others that are just learning and starting to use these search engines and online yellow pages (maybe after seeing one of the new ads on TV?) and other local search engines, I guess I just have to wonder how they’ll react if they have the experience that I just had. Or how much hair they’ll have left when they’re finished?

Is it really that tough? And what must all the estate planning attorneys in Longmont, CO be thinking? I’m looking for them and knocking on the door but…no one is home.

Sincerely,

Rick Zwetsch

 

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